— So, the coffee maker won

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relemedf5w023
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— So, the coffee maker won

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- Interesting, but not very. One day Ivan came home from work, opened the door, took off his shoes, put his watch on charge, went to the refrigerator and said:

- Oh, I'll cook myself some dumplings!

And the refrigerator responded:

— The doctor forbade it. You can only have oatmeal, and even that with water...

- Well, okay, then I’ll at least take some milk and make some coffee.

And the refrigerator door won't open! A sign lit up on the refrigerator door: "The list of recipes for dinner has been agreed upon with the doctor. You can make yourself a salad and oatmeal. Beer is prohibited. Coffee too..."

Ivan was offended. He wanted to go and make coffee himself, but the coffee maker wasn't working. The refrigerator had turned it off. What a disaster...

- Oh, I'll have to eat oatmeal and wash it down with water!

The coffee maker was "offended" by the refrigerator being disconnected and decided to block the Internet channel. Of course, it couldn't solve anything on its own. It was dumb. But then it received the latest firmware version and took up the entire channel width with its requests. That is, it went on the attack. Ivan had to call in specialists in "smart" things, otherwise the refrigerator just hung.


- No, what are you saying! It turned out that there georgia whatsapp data no war. Instead of the latest update, the coffee maker received a hacked update, and it was this that blocked the entire Internet channel.

- Dad, does this mean you’re my computer doctor?

- It turns out so, baby! Get well soon!

- Oh, I didn’t think that computers needed doctors.

- They are needed, my dear, they are needed! Rest, and I'll go to my mother, okay? Maybe I can help her with something.

- Go daddy, and I'll watch a dream. About a coffee maker...

This is still fantasy. Or is it not? What do you think?

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